The more you know....

I attended three different house parties on Saturday, and did something that I didn't previously think was possible.

My friend Steve and I had downed numerous beers and shots (both in liquid and gelatin forms) and we were winding down the evening with a final shot of Malibu rum. I took the shot, and immediately felt my body pressing the “reset button.” A mad dash to the bathroom ensued. A few moments of wheezing, some spitting, and a few gags, and the moment of truth had finally arrived. Although this time it didn’t come flying out my mouth, it came flying out of my nose! It was a liquid steady stream of Malibu rum, and it tasted just as good going out, as it did going in.